Santa vs Banta latest jokes

By | January 8, 2016

Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki windows ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri wife ko tere saath sex karte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hun.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe binoculars gift karni hai, taaki tu dekh sake ki wife kiski hai.
Sometimes Santa also rocks!!!
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