Funny 18+ jokes updated

By | February 16, 2018

1.) Ek ladki ne jor se kaha Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod…
Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha – aise dabaye..
Ladki – haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki – haa baba
Baba – is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki – phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki – haa baba
Baba – isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki – baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abe madarchod… tune pehle kyo nahi btaya.. Teri maa ka bhosda…

2.) Boy: “Please Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Nahi Ab Bus Karo”
Boy: “Please Thora Sa Aur Karne Do Na”
Girl: “Kab Se To Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bass Karo”
Boy: “Bus Thora Sa Aur Karunga, Tum Sahi Se Khol Kar Rakho”
Girl: “Jaldi Karo Koi Dekh Lega”
Boy: “Kuch Nahi Hota Bus 5 Minutes Aur”
Girl: “Bus Bohat Ho Gaya Abb Nahi Karne Doongi”
Boy: “Please Yaar,…………..Thora Aur Karne Do Warna Mein Exam Me Fail Ho Jaoonga“

3.) Pehli Baar chudai Karane K Baad
Ladki LUND ko choom k Boli:
Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gyan Ho Gaya,
‘COKE’ ‘PEPSI’
Sab Bakwas
“MARD Ki LASSI”
Hi Bujhaye Asli Pyaas.

4.)Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.
Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte.
Wo kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty he”.
Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :”Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha tha?
Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera penis bar bar
khada ho raha tha, to me use samajha raha tha ke pintu khada na ho….Yeh to Aunty hai.
“Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. Chal Andar”

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