Jija vs Sali Non veg Joke

By | January 18, 2018

Apni Sali Ke Saath Sex Karne Ke Baad Jija Bola
Jija: Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Majaa Deti Ho

Saali Udaas Hote Hue: Dekhiye Na Jijaji, Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kahte Hai Tumhari Didi Jyada Maja Deti Hai
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Dimag wala joke
Jija Sali Se:
“Agr Mai Tumhe Kiss Kru To Tum
Kya Samjhugi”

Sali:”Main Samjhungi
Pagal JIJU BANGKOK Gaya Aur
Sirf Airport Se Hi Vapas Laut Aaya.
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Pogo joke
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Sali to jija : jiju plz mujhe500 rupey de do mai
agale hafte de dungi..!!
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Jija : tum 1000 lelo magar abhi do..!!
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?

Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

Jo smaj Gaye thoko Like Baaki Pogo Dekho…
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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati
rahi,
K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:
“Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono “Miyan Biwi”
Ki Tarah Guzaaren”
Sali sharmate hue boli:

“Ji…, jaise aap ki marzi”
Jija:
“To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do”
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Na dosto Na.
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Gande msg or hamare Page Se ?
Impossible…
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…
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Pati Patni nili nili picture Dekh Rahe The….,

Achank Patni Ne kuch socha aur bol padhi…..

Biwi : “Aap Us Aadmi Ke jaise Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte pate ?”

Pati : “Pagli Wo Uski Patni thodi na hai , Tum Apni Bahan Se jara Puch Ke To Dekho…..“

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Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha.

Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?

Jija: Tumhe Dikhta Nahi Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon.

Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Zameen Mein Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do, Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Aapse Bahut Dar Lag Raha Hai……………….

Moral of the story: Man is always innocent. Women gives ideas…