Teacher vs Pappu dirty joke

By | July 24, 2017

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“