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Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya; Ab To Log Puchte Hain - Bhai, Li Ke Nahi! _____________________________________________ Height of Planning: Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi...

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गुरु जी बोले, "जो घिसेगा अच्छी तरह तो महकेगा चन्दन की तरह"। चेला बोला, "गुरू जी फिर चूत में से बदबू क्यों आती है? *चाय ठंडी...

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Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven...

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"हम" "दुआ" "करते" "हैं""" कि"आप" "आने" "वाले" "साल" " के" "12" "महिने" "खुश" "रहें"; "52" "हप्ते "मुस्कुराते" "रहें"; "365" "दिन" "आप" "पर" "ईश्वर"मेह्रबान" "रहें";...

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Ek din boss apne office time se pehle pohonch gaya, wahan pohonch kar usne dekha ki manager secretary ko kiss kar raha hai.. Boss(ghusse mein) = Kya...

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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni bibi ko piche se karne laga bibi-suniye ji aage se karte hai. Santa-tumhe kaise pata. Bibi-jab me...

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सबसे बड़ा कौन! एक बार एक शराबी, शराब पी कर एक मंदिर के बाहर जाता है और पुजारी से बहस करने लगता है।शराबी: इस दुनिया...

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ek pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko maruga 5 mahine pagal khane me ilaaz k bad, Dr. ne pucha- ab kya karoge? Shadi phir? Suhagrat phir? Uski sari utaruga phir? Blouse Oho! phir? Bra...

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ek pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko maruga 5 mahine pagal khane me ilaaz k bad, Dr. ne pucha- ab kya karoge? Shadi phir? Suhagrat phir? Uski sari utaruga phir? Blouse Oho! phir? Bra...

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Jis chehre Ko dekh haste the hum, Aaj ussi ne Rula diya, Usne To kabhi phone kiya nahi, Humne kiya To caller tune me kaha... 'TUJHE BHULAA DIYA' $$ Fursat Mile...

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