Category Archives: ENGLISH JOKES

Dirty jokes for adults

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty. Girl: stupid stand up.!! Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!! _______________________________________________________ Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend.… Read More »

Funny abortion jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? – Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all. _______________________________________________________ Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.” Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!” Doctor: “Nine.” _______________________________________________________ A man asks a farmer near a field,… Read More »

Funny Girlfriend-Boyfriend Conversation

GIRLFRIEND: Hello oooo dearie!!!! KWAME: Hi. GIRLFRIEND: What happened? KWAME: Nothing. GIRLFRIEND: No, say na, what happened? You look unhappy. KWAME: I will ask you something now and you have to tell me the truth. Will you? GIRLFRIEND: Okay, ask. KWAME: Who is Joseph? He likes all your profile pictures and even your status updates… Read More »

Very dirty jokes 2018 latest collection

  How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used whisper and ask him which period it belongs to.What’s similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady’s breast.Man: if your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.Lady: if… Read More »