Non veg messages for Girlfriend

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Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
Ab To Log Puchte Hain – Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!

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Height of Planning:
Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Aur Dimaag Mein Bana Sake,
Aur Phir..
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Aur Phir
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De Mutth..
De Mutth..
De Mutth..

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One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri… only to check how wide she can open her mouth!

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Ek ladke ka land bahut chota aur patla tha..

Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..

Ladka karne ke liye  gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..

Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..

Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..

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12th ke ladke ladki ke class me madam sawal puchti hai

“Batao sabse jyada dard kab hota hai”

Girl : Madam Jab Bacha paida hota hai tab !!

Boy : No Mam , Behen ki lodi ne kabhi aand pe laat nahi khai

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Ek 16 sal ki ladki Doctor ke paas gai..

Ladki : Doctor sahab mujhe ulti ho rahi thi..

Doctor : Kya Khaya tha ?

Ladki : 4 bar pyar me dokha kha chuki hu..

Doctor : Lo fir ab i-pill ko goli khao

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Ek Jawan Ladki Ka Rape Ho gya..

News walo ne ladki se pucha ..

Jab rape karne wale ne aapke muh me de rah tha to aapne uska kata kyu nahi..

Ladki : Mai pure Jan hu … Laura Lahsan Nahi khati..

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Ek ladki chemist ki dukan me jake bolti hai :

“12 inch ka candom hai ”

Dukandar : “Ji ha hai , kitne dedu”

Ladki : Ji mujhe nahi chahiye,

Ye lijiye mera number,

Jo bhi ye comdom kharidane aaye usse mera number de dena

 

 

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