Dirty jokes for adults

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    A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.
    Girl: stupid stand up.!!

    Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!
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    Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend.
    Boy-Friend: “Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google”
    Girl-Friend: “Don’t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick“!
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    An American was walking on the road in London on a windy day.

    A woman was walking on the road towards him when suddenly the wind blows her dress little up. ………she was not wearing her Panties.

    The American, trying to speak as native as possible, says to girl, “It’s a bit airy, isn’t it?”

    The girl replied angrily, “What did you expect, feathers……there?”!!
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    Interviewer: Please speak 2 lines about your wife.
    My wife is my right hand. When she goes to her parents’ house, my right hand becomes my wife!!
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    A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,
    Nike on his arms,
    Reebok on his legs,
    she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,
    He said: unwind when it augments,
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    it gets to be Adidas.!!

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