Best Santa-Banta Jokes Collection

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1.) A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He’s not my friend.
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2.) Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will come first, Chicken or egg?O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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3.) A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job….. 🙂
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4.) Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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5.) Sardar’s theory:Moon is more impt than Sun, Cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed andsun gives light during d day when light is not needed…
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6.) Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, i know – it means…. S – Sardaron ke M – Mazak udane ki S – Service.
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7.) A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl, he Went and Kissed her. Girl: ‘STUPID what r u doing? Sardar: B.Com final year’
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8.) Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: Which part ? Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab
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9.) Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, and He Became Upset and Said, ==> Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back…
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10.) Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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11.) A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.
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12.) 2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha”WELL DONE”
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!
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13.) Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die.
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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14.) Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya … Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ? Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
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15.) 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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16.) Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.
He shouted at art ..’Oh My GOD what a worst picture’.
Exhibitor: Excuse me , It’s a mirror..

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