Non Veg Dirty 18+ Jokes for Girlfriend in Hindi

Girlfriend Boyfriend Hotal me kar rahe The ,,,

Tabhi Girlfriend Ne Bola : Baby Tum Mere Liye Katapa ho..

Boyfriend ; Wo kaise ?

Girlfriend : Tum hamesa piche se hi karte rahte ho…

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Boyfriend apni girlfriend se puchta hai..

Tum ladkiya susu kati hoto.. suuuu ki aawaj kyu aati hai..

Ladki thoda soch ke bolti hai..

Ladki : Hamare me tumhare jaisa silencer nahi laga hota…

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Girlfriend (Boyfriend Se) : Aaj Maine Apne Bhatije ko dudh pilaya

Boyfriend Girlfriend Ke Bra Me Hath Dal ke Chuche Dabane Laga..

Boyfriend : Isme To dudh Hi nahi Hai..

Girlfriend : Aree Bevkuf Mai Powder ke dudh ki bat kar rahi hu

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Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :

Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..

Gf : Condom Laye ho na..

Bf : Condom Kyu ?

Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge…

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Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,

Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili

To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola

Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”

Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”

Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

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Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath bed pe Kar Raha Tha ….
Boyfriend Achanak Bola : Baby, Tumhe pata hai ki……

Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Ladki : KYA …?
Boyfriend : Daro Mat… …Mein Mazak Kar Raha tha…,

Bas Tumhaari Tight Karwani Thi…

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Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..

Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..

Sardar : Chup hai sali..

Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti..