Best Non Veg jokes for Girlfriend in Hinglish

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Bhari Bus me Bf Apni Gf ke piche khada tha..

Kuch Hi der me Bf ka auzar Khada Ho gya..

Gf ne ghusse se piche dekha aur boli..

Yaha khade hone ki jagah nahi hai

Aur tumne isko bhi khada kar rakha hai

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Bf : Mujhe ek kiss dedo

Gf : Mai abhi pregnent nahi hona chahti..

Bf : Kiss karne se pregnent thodi hote hai pagal..

Gf : Nahi mai ek bar suru ho jau to mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunti..

Sirf apne saman ki sunti hu

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Santa ( Banta Se ) : Yar me apni girlfriend se paresan hu..

Banta : Kyu kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar o mere niche ke bal hamesha khichte rahti hai ..

Kuch upaye bata ki wo na kare..

Banta : Ek kam kar jab bhi wo aaisa kare ,,,

Tu 2 bar uske aage se mar.. 3 bar piche se mar..

Aur 1 bar muh de..

Fir wo aaisa nahi karegi..

Santa : Sale tu usko saja de raha hai mujhe..

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Pappu ki girlfriend pahle bar kar rahi thi..

Pappu apna usse chusa raha tha..

Achanak hi Pappu ka pani nikal gya..

Girlfriend : Ye kya hai ?

Pappu : Kuch nahi pagli ye to khushi ke aashu haii

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Girlfriend : Ye suhagraat pe kya hota hai..

Boyfriend : Kuch nahi bas ,,,

3 number ke  jute me 7 number ka pair dalte hai..

Girlfriend : Fir kya hota hai ?

Boyfriend : Fir juta bada ho jata haii…

Juta 7 inch ka ho jata hai aur pair 3 inch ka

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Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko sarak pe mar rahi thi ,

Police : Tum isse kyu mar rahi ho..

Girlfriend : Ye pahle mujhe ek kamre me le gya..

Fir mujhe bister pe letaya ,

Mere kapre utare …

Fir comdom lagaya

Meri tange failai..

Fir bolta hai APRAIL FOOL …