Non veg jokes for girlfriend and boyfriend

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    Police Ne Park Mein 2 Ladke Aur 1 Ladki Ko Pakda,
    Unko Pakad Ke Police Station Le Aaye Aur Inspector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya.
    Inspector Ne pahale Ladke Se Pucha: “Kya Naam Hai Tera Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha?
    Ladka Darte Darte Bola: Sir, Mera Naam Raju Hai Aur Main Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
    Inspector : “Ok, Tum Jao”
    Fir Dusre Ko Bulaya Aur Usse Pucha: Tera Kya Naam Hai Aur Tu Udhar Kya Kar Raha Tha
    Ladka darte Hue: Sir Ji, Mera Naam Nilesh Hai Aur Main Bhi Bansuri Baja Raha Tha
    Ispector: ok, Chal Tu Bhi Ja
    Ab Inspector Ne Ladki Ko Bulaya Aur Pucha: “Tum Bhi Bansuri Baja Rahi Thi Kya?
    Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Nahi sir, Mera Hi Naam Bansuri Hai.



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    Girl : Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise aayega…
    Boy : Jaldi se Munh kholo…
    Girl : Oops.. Sare kapray geelay ho gaye…
    Boy : Aur lo gee…

    Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gapey tum he khaoo…

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    A Boy ask to A Girl – Can you dance with me??

    Girl – (with attitude) I don’t dance with a child.

    Boy – Oh! Sorry aunty! I didn’t know you are a pregnant!

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    Girlfrnd ko apni plko par bitha lo
    De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo
    Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki





    Uski saheli bhi aa k kahe “JANU” mujhe bhi PATA
    lo..

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    Why Indian Girls r not in sports ?

    Only 10% r playing hockey, chess etc..


    Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid Boys… Jaanu ye, Jaanu wo, Jaanu, Jaanu,


    Jaan Le lo Jaanu Ki!!!

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    Boy to Girl : Sex kartay hue zyada Maza ladki ko aata hai ya
    ladkay ko?
    Girl : agar tum apnay kaan (ear) main ungle (fingure) dalo
    gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee ko…

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    Lady Teacher : Soch aur waham main kya fark hai???.
    student: Aap mast item hain, yeh hamari soch hai aur hum bacche hain, ye aapka waham hai…

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    Santa : What do woman usually say after Sex?
    Banta : I Luv You ?

    Wrong!!

    Banta : That was great?
    Wrong Again!
    Banta : I Luv it?
    Aray Nahi Yaar….

    Sahi Jawab Hai – Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai…

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    Ladka Ladki say : Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
    Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
    Boy : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..

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    Boy : please karne do na

    Girl : Nahi bus karo

    Boy : plz thora aur karne do plz

    Girl : Kab se to kar rahe ho

    Boy : bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho

    Girl : jaldi karo koi dekh le ga

    Boy : kuch nhi hota bus thora aur

    Girl : bus bahut ho gaya ab nhi karne doongi

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    Boy : plz thora aur Nakal karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga…

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    Girl : I Love u Dear
    Boy : Different style me propose karo na please…

    Girl : Teri Lash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance mere bete ko Dega Kya… 🙂 🙂

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    Maa : Nalayak, kaha thi itni Raat tak?
    Beti : Boyfriend ke saath.
    Maa : Kar aayi na Muh kaala…

    Beti : To kya hua maa, “Fair & Lovely” hai na?…

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    Saxx Karte Time Ladki Ne Ladke Ke Upar Su Su Kar Diya
    Ladka – Oh Ye Kya kar Diya
    Ladki – Janu Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani Hai.

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