Double Meaning jokes collection

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    Pappu:” oye item kya haal hai
    tera.. ?? :))
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    Girl:” jo teri behen ka hai..
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    Pappu:” achha matlab ki tu bhi
    pregnent hai.. ??



    Wife: Ji apko mujh me kya achha lagta
    hai, meri samajhdarI ya meri beauty.
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    Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Mazak
    karne ki aadat
    bahut achi lagti hai.:






    faddu bizati
    Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,
    Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B.
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    Girl: I Love U Bhai…

     
    Boy–me aapke pas so jaau?
    Nurse–so jaao.
    Boy–me aapke pet me ungli karu?
    Nurse–karo…..
    thodi der baad.
    Nurse-AH! AH! AH! AH! ye pet nahi hai.
    boy-ye ungli bhi nahi hai…


    BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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    Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo…
    Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam Choome Gi




    Shadi Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Dulhan Se Puchti Hai
    Saheli: “Kal Raat Ko Tere Saath Kya Hua?”
    Dulhan: “Kuch Nahi Hua”
    Saheli: “Are Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai”
    Dulhan: “Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi, Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Khunti Par Tangi!”
    Saheli: “Phir Kya Hua?”
    Dulhan: “Phir Achanak Khunti Toot Gayi Or”
    Saheli: “Or Kya?”
    Dulhan: “Or Woh Subha Tak Khunti Lagate Rahe




    Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
    Girl:’SEX’
    Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
    Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
    Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Aur Sex Hota Hai
    aH aH aH aH !!!


    Baap: Is ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tu shaadi ke liye
    itni zid kar raha hai ? Beta- Dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha
    choosti thhi Aur aB yeH
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    Ummeed karti hu aap samajh gaye honge…..


    Govt: legal age for sex is 16 and
    age for marriage is 18, Are they
    trying to say .
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    ” Pehle istmaal karen
    fir Vishwaas kare





    Pehli Bar……..K BadLarki Dar K Apni…….. Dekh Kar Rone Lagi

    Larka;

    Kya Howa??

    Larki;

    Jab Andar Gaya ThO 6 Inch Ka Tha Bahir 3 Inch Ka Aya, Baki Kahan Hai???





    Bus stop pe ek ladki dupatta baandhe khadi thi tabhi ek uncle aaye or bole..Arey janemann ek bar is chehre ka didaar toh kara de..
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    Ladki – Papa main hun


     

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