very funny non veg joke in hindi

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    Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team
    Antakshari
    Khel rahi thi
    Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi
    Dikhayenge,
    Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum
    Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao
    Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar
    chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty
    ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo
    kehta : “Na pintu na, ye aunty
    he.”Ghar pahooch ke Aunty boli :
    “Tu kis pintu ke sath baat kar raha
    tha?”Ladka sharma ke bola :”aapke
    nipples bar bar takra rhe the,, Mera
    penis bar bar khada ho raha tha, to
    me use samajha raha tha ke pintu
    khada na ho, yeh to Aunty
    hai.”Aunti boli : “Dhutt pagle,Aunty
    to mai teri hu,Pintu ki nahi…. chal
    andar”
    Most BOYS don’t lyk
    Touch screen mobile,
    U know why?
    Jinhe dabane ki aadat
    ho,
    Unhe bas touch karne
    me kahan maza aayega…!!!!
    Azam Khan- Sirji election time kitna
    boring hai, chalo kuch game khelte
    hain…
    Mulayam- Chal dekhte hai hum
    dono mein se sabse bada bakchod
    kon hai..!
    Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha
    Teacher: “Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?”
    Pappu: “Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se”
    Teacher: “Wo Kaisi”
    Pappu: “Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane Peene Ki Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye“
    Ek jungle mein sare male janwar
    female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte
    rahte the.. !!Saari female jaanwar
    mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur
    vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek
    mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti
    miley !Bramhaji ne SAB male
    janwaron ke laudey kaat ke unko
    token de diye aur boley ki ek
    mahiney ke baad token lanaa aur
    apna-apna lund le jaana.. !Shaam ke
    time Bandar ped pe baitha
    tha..Bandariya ne usey chedtey hue
    kaha:”Chodsaaley,bhenchod ! Ab
    chod naa mujhe”?Bandar kuch nahi
    bola.Bandariya fir boli”Chod na
    Bhadve, chod na behen ke laudey..”!!
    Bandar ne ek choti si smile di aur
    bola:”Ek maheena ruk ja
    haraamzaadi ! Maine Haathi ka token
    churaya hai…”!!!
    The best ever English to hindi
    dictionary for guys:
    xcuse me= sun chutiye;
    stupid= abe gandu;
    get out=Nikal bhosdike;
    I m in problem = Yaar loude lag gaye;
    I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar;
    Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai;
    Would u like to have this= lega laudu;
    Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike;
    He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai;
    I’m sorry = maa chuda;
    Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?;
    I 4give u! = muh mei le le;
    No = ghanta;
    Too small= jhaant barabar;
    Too big= gaand faadu;
    Difficulty= gaand faat gayi;
    We rock= maa chod di;
    And finally the best one:
    Dost= laude……

    Teacher: “What Is A Condom?”
    .
    Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai
    .
    Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu
    Rahe Ho?”
    .
    Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se
    Iccha Thi
    Ki Main Sex Education College Mein
    Padhu! Aaj
    Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa
    Raha Hai”
    .
    Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki
    Zarurat Nahi Hai,
    Condom Ki Defination Bolo?”
    .
    Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything
    Which Reduces
    Population”
    .
    Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
    .
    Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population
    Control
    Kare!””
    .
    Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
    Condom Hai Na”
    “Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah
    Tak,Condom Hai Sir”
    “Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire
    Hue Hai”
    “8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh
    Tak, Sab
    Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
    “1 Second Mein In,1 Second Mein
    Out, In-Out,
    In-Out”
    .
    Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya
    Hai?”
    .
    Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
    .
    Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab
    Likhoge?”
    .
    “Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se
    Lekar Subah
    Tak!
    Idiot””Anybody Else??”
    .
    Chattur: “Sir!, Condom Are Between
    Any
    Combination Of Body So Connected,
    That Their
    Relative Positions May Be Seen In
    Kamasutra.
    .
    .”Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.”

    Marzi Ka Sex Pap Nahi Hota..Piche se
    Dalne Wala Kabhi Baap nahi
    Hota..Condom Zarur Lagana Mere
    DostQki..Sex k Waqt POPAT Ke Pass
    Dimag nahi hota. 

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