Non veg dirty jokes for girlfriend

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    Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko aadhi raat me bulaya

    Boyfriend apni zins ki zip kholkar,

    Girlfriend se bolaa – Tere pass aisa wala hai kya ?

    Girlfriend sharmati huyi apni scart kholkar boli –

    Mummy ne bola hai,

    aisa wala hain, To waisa wala bahut milega. ?

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    Ek Baar Pappu Apni GF Ko Chudai Karne K Irade Se
    Hotel k Room Me Le Gya
    Room Me Jakar Ladki Ne Fatafat Apne Kapde Utaare
    Or Pappu Ka Lund Pakad Liya To Usme Sey 2-3 Boondey
    Tapak Gayi
    Ladki;- Jaanu Ye Kya Hai
    Pappu;- Kuch Nhi Pagli Yeh To Khushi Ki Aansu Hai
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    Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???
    Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi…
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    Ladki:
    To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND
    chus ke bada hua hai
    bhenchod.?!
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    Girlfriend – tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
    Boy – dabuanga…chaatunga..chusunga…uspar latak jaaunga
    Girlfriend – toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao
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    1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
    Sir – beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
    Student – bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai
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    Call girl ke b’day par saheli ne sms kia – –
    Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse…tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse…
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    Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h…insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata h
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    Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha to arz kia…ghaagre ke niche se paani laal aata h…wah wah…kya meri begum ka bhonsda bhi paan khaata h…
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    Boy – mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana…
    Girl black pehan ke aayi…
    Boy – tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h
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    Heights of tv ad – ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
    Background voice aati h – gopal button wale…appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale
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    Shohar 1st night pe biwi se – tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
    Biwi – haan
    Shohar – bas humne phir waise hi karna h
    Biwi – toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?
    _______________________________________________________3 ladkian class mein baat kar rahi thi –
    Sanam : Maine sir ki table par condom dekha
    Salma – maine usmein ched kar dia h
    Shazia – marwaa dia kutti saali
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    Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
    Biwi – oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
    Husband – nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki h
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    Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
    Ladka – ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
    Ladki – 5000
    Ladka – sach bataao
    Ladki – rozi pe baithi hun…jooth nai bolungi
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    Guptaji toh shopkeeper – koi aisi scheme nikaalo ki 500RS ki shopping pe sex free
    Shopkeeper – lo AAP ko pata hi nai, yeh scheme toh last month thi aur bhabhiji ne iska 8 baar labh uthaaya
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    Baba sexidas ek din gareeb logon ke upar apne vichaar prakat kar rahe they – gareeb aadmi ki bhi kya zindagi hoti h…pant kharidta h toh joote fatt jaate..joote kharidta h toh shirt fat jaati h…sab kuch ek saath kharidta h toh gaand fat jaati h..
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    Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty utar raha tha..
    Wife – ae ji kya dekh rahe ho?
    Sindhi – kapda acha h…90meter ka toh hoga?
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    Grandson – dadaji aapke daant h par dadiji ke kyun nai?
    Dada – beta Maine doodh bot peeya h aur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h
    _______________________________________________________Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanak neend mein rone laga…mera kho gaya mera kho gaya
    Santa’s wife – chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao
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    Sex karne ke baad husband bola – darling..balance khatam ho gaya…
    Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola – aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?

     

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