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Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

(Gaur farmaiye…shayari me bahut dard hai..)

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Aj unka dil fir dukha diya humne..

Dekar ICE_Cream ka unhe lalacha..

Aj fir andhere  me unhe apna laand chusha diya humne…

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Ye Wakt nahi hai rone ka..

Ye wake hai bache ke hone ka..

Uss wakt kyu nahi roiee thi..

Jab chipak ke soi thi..

Ab jab kiya hai wo bharo..

TAb to kahti thi aur karo aur karo..

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Jab Tere Chikuu Thhe, Sab Tere Pichhu Thhe,
Jab Tere Aam Huye, Sab Pareshan Hue,
Jab Tere Kharbuje Huye, Bade-Bade Ajube Hue,
Jab Tere Jhool Gaye, Sab Tujhe Bhul Gaye.

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Majnu Ne Khuda Se Poocha: “Aye Khuda Tune Ladki Ki Kamar Kaisi Banai Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Ya Rishwat Thi Khayi”
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya: “Na Mitti Kam Pad Gayi Na Rishwat Khai Kamar Dabai Tabhi To Chuchiyan (.) (.) Bahar Aayi“

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Nigahon Se Nigahein Mila Kar To Dekho
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Patta Kar To Dekho
Hasratein Dil Mein Dabane Se Kya Fayda
Apne Haathon Se Zara Daba Kar To Dekho
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Mein
Ladki Ki Taangen Phaila Kar To Dekho
Agar Ye Na Kar Sako To Haar Mat Manna
Do Boonden To Zaroor Girengi Yaaron
Zara Apne Lund Ko Hila Kar To Dekho.

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Kaitrina Kaif Or Aishwarya Ka Noor Aap Par Barse,
Har Koi Aapke Sath Sone Bhar Ko Tarse,
Bhagwaan Kare Aapke Jeevan Mein Aaye Itni Ladke,
Or Aap Hamesha Apni Panty Pehan Ne Ko Tarse

Badan unka silki ho..

Brest unki milki ho..

Dekhne me chikni ho..

Pahni usne bikini ho..

Niche uski chimni ho..

Garam apna danda ho..

Usme jake thanda ho..

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मर्जी का सेक्स कभी पाप नहीं होता,

पीछे से डालने वाला, कभी बाप नहीं होता..

कंडोम जरूर  लगाना  मेरे  दोस्त,

क्यों कि, खड़े पोपट के पास दिमाग नहीं होता..

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फूल मुरझाते अछे नही लगते.

आप लंड खुजाते अच्छे नही लगते.

यही उम्र है चोदने की…

यु बाथरूम में रोज हिलाते अच्छे नही लगते..

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निप्पल से टपक रहा पसीना.

निप्पल से टपक रहा पसीना.

भीगी हुई चूत और लथपथ सीना.

अब तुम ही बताओ यारा.

इतनी गर्मी में कोई कैसे चोदे हसीना.

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Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Wah Wah!
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar;
Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli;
Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar!
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Dil Todne Ki Saja Nahi Milti;
Dil Tutne Ki Wajah Nahi Milti;
Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;
Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!
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Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Unki Gali Se Guzre, To Chaubara Nazar Aaya;
Uski Maa Bahar Aa Kar Boli:
Gaand Faad Dungi Bhosdi Ke, Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya!

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