Monthly Archives: January 2016

Pati vs patni non veg joke

Pati Patni Beth Ke Shooping Ki List Bana Rahe The. Patni Ne Pucha: “Sabse Pahle Kya Likhu Ki Kya Lena Hai?” Pati: “Likh, Pati Ki Gaand” Teacher: What comes before “K”? Santa (Instantly): “Bhosdi” Teacher: “Get out…!” Santa: Shayad answer “Chutmari” hoga…!

Non veg dirty jokes for girlfriend

Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko aadhi raat me bulaya Boyfriend apni zins ki zip kholkar, Girlfriend se bolaa – Tere pass aisa wala hai kya ? Girlfriend sharmati huyi apni scart kholkar boli – Mummy ne bola hai, aisa wala hain, To waisa wala bahut milega. 🙂 http://faaltu.in/jokes/hindi-jokes/double-meaning-jokes/non-veg-jokes-for-girlfriend-and/ _____________________________________________ Ek Baar Pappu Apni GF Ko Chudai… Read More »

hindi non veg chutkule

BE A FRIEND LIKE WOMAN’S BRA COLOURFUL COMFORTABLE STRETCHEABLE SUPPORTIVE HOLDING TIGHTLY NEVER LET GO DOWN ALWAYS NEAR THE HEART Pappu: Dad, today they taught about Sex in the class. Santa: Ok son. Later he saw Pappu shaking his penis, he asked what r u doing? Pappu: Homework Dad…. There are 2 girls in heaven… Read More »

very funny non veg joke in hindi

Ek bus me Ladko & Ladkiyo ki team Antakshari Khel rahi thi Girls Hum Tumko Harakar Hi Dikhayenge, Pichhe betha PAPPU BOLA :- Hum Haar Gye, Chalo Ab Dikhao Ek Ladka bike se Aunty ko ghar chhodne ja raha tha.Jab bhi aunty ke boobs uski peeth se lagte, wo kehta : “Na pintu na, ye… Read More »

Non veg jokes in hindi language

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar RahaThha, Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho? Wife:Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon Sex kya hai; Sex ek kala hai, Jo kare uska bhala… Read More »

Chutkule non veg

Sardarni:Aaj jub mai apni bra utar ri thi tab ek larka muje dekh raha tha. Sardar:Phr tumne kya kia? Sardarni:Maine bra se apna mou chupa lia…:D 1st Goes here Still a Virgin? Bcoz NO-KIA Why no Kiya? Bcoz no eric-son Why no erection? Bcoz no sie-mens, Why? Bcoz No mota-laura So looking for a re-alliance?… Read More »

Non veg bihari joke on rape

सभी मैसेज का बाप 👇👇 😝😝😂😂😂😜😂 जज: तुमने इसका रेप क्यों किया? बिहारी: हमने रेप नहीं किया, मैडम ने खुद बोला करने को। जज: क्या बोला तुमको? बिहारी: मैडम कोई टॉफ़ी खा रही थी, मैंने टॉफ़ी का नाम पूछा तो बोली, “आ पेल ले बे, (Alpenlibe) तो हमने भी पेल दिया ससुरी को।”                            😜😜😜😜😜😜