Double meaning sunny leone jokes

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    Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
    Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
    1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena… Warna ..
    2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho… Nahi to ..
    3: Salad bana sakti ho… Ye bhi na karo to ..
    4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena… Nahi to ..
    5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena… Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
    6: Murabba bana sakte ho… Ye bhi na ho to ..
    7: Achaar bana lena !!
    Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega…
    Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

    Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.
    Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
    K,
    Achanak Jija ne puchha:
    “Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono “Miyan Biwi”
    Ki Tarah Guzaaren”
    Sali sharmate hue boli:
    “Ji…, jaise aap ki marzi”
    Jija:
    “To chalo phir apni
    bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do”
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    Na dosto Na.
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    Gande msg or mere number se ?
    Impossible… ……..
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    2 babies blanket me lete hue the
    1st baby 2nd baby se : tum baby girl ho ya baby boy ho.
    2nd baby : mujhe ni pata
    1st baby : acha ruko main blanket k andar dekh kr batata hu…
    Thodi der bad bahar aa kr kehta hai tum baby girl ho main baby boy hoon
    2nd baby : tumhe kaise pata chala
    1st baby : kyuki, Tumhari socks”pink”hai or meri “blue”
    MoRaL:
    Insan bano papio !
    bachhe masoom hote hain…
    Har joke non veg nahi hota.
    Kitni der se bol raha hu k gande joke or mere numbar se….
    kabhi nahi ho sakta

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