Non veg adult whatsapp jokes 2017

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    Ek ladki ne jor se kaha

    Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod…Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.

    Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.

    Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha – aise dabaye..

    Ladki – haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.

    Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.

    Ladki – haa baba

    Baba – is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.

    Ladki – phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.

    Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.

    Ladki – haa baba

    Baba – isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.

    Ladki – baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.

    Baba :- abdul madarchod….. Teri maa ka bhosda!!!!!…

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    इसे केहते है “खौफ”
    एक medical store पर
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    लङका :- 50 कंडोम देना
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    पास में खङी 2 लङकियाँ हँसने लगी ।
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    लङका : 52 देना ।
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    दोनो लङकिया गायब???
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    अस्पताल में…
    इतनी सारी नर्सेज़ होने के बावजूद…
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    रक्तदान करते समय, हाथ में…

    रबर की बॉल क्यों पकड़ाई जाती है…??
    ???
    मै इसका विरोध करता हूँ

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    सानिया मिर्जा 7 सालो में भी #माँ क्यों नही बन पाई ?
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    अब कैसे…??

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    समझाऊ की….
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    पाकिस्तानी सामने से वार नही करते…!!
    ????⁠⁠⁠⁠

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    बंता: संता बता सकते हो सबसे अच्छी मेडीसिन कौन सी है?

    संता: बियाग्रा!

    बंता: वो कैसे?

    संता: क्योंकि उसका कोई साइड इफेक्ट नहीं है सिर्फ फ्रंट इफेक्ट है!

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    शराबियों से ज्यादा शिष्टाचारी कोई नहीं होता – अगर Peg तबियत से लगे हों तो!

    टकराई हुई भैंस को भी ‘बहन जी सॉरी’ बोलकर आगे बढ़ जाते हैं।

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    Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
    Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.

    Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
    Bhai ‘choot’ idhar fekna.

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    Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me 
    kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

    Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru 
    kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, 
    Wo behosh ho gaya.

    Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &
     jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

    Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

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         Girl: condoms Dena..

    Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e

    Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, 
    taki tere jaisa dusra 
    CHUTIYA paida na kare….

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    Fauji’s wife daily sends her 
    nude photo with both legs wide open …

    “Janu, I’ll wait like this till you come!”

    Fauji: Wo to theek hai, 
    par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

    Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, 
    just like at the dinner table …

    Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: 
    Honey, would you pass the boobs please??

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    Husband is praying before going to bed …

    Wife: What are you praying for?

    Husband: For guidance.

    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!

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    Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!
    Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost…
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    Chut-Marie Ke!

     

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    Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
    Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
    Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, “Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!”
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    Tujhe Chahna To Gunah Ho Geya;
    Ab To Log Puchte Hain – Bhai, Li Ke Nahi!
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    Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Nahi Hota Ki Aapki Girlfriend Ya Boyfriend Ho.
    Pyaar Ka Matlab Ye Hota Hai Ki Koi Special Ho Jiski Tasveer Aap Apne Dil Aur Dimaag Mein Bana Sake,
    Aur Phir..
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    Aur Phir
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    De Mutth..
    De Mutth..
    De Mutth..
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    Height of Planning:
    One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri… only to check how wide she can open her mouth!

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    Kisan ki suhagrat thi.

    Apni patni ke pet pe hath phekar bola –

    Ye meri jamin hain, Isme main aalu bounga, aur so gya.

    Agale din boobs dawate huye –

    Ye mere aalu hain, inka main bij bnaung.

    Tisre din jaise hi usne patni ki kamar me hath dala.

    patni gusse se – Agar aaj tune mere andar gajar nahi boyi,

    To main ye jamin kisi aur ko de dungi. ?

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    Pappu ki nayi nayi shadi huyi.

    Suhagrat ke din pappu ne dulhan ko nanga karke,

    Uske niche mombatti jalakar rakh di.

    Dulhan – Kutte pagal hain kya ?

    Pappu – Dosto ne btaya tha,

    Sex karne se pahale garm karne se jyeda maja aata hain. ?

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