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PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS:   Please enter your new. password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:   boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
  
USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:  50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
 
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER:   50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:   Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER :  IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:   Sorry, that password is already in use.