The best example of “Doosro ki khushi me apni
What do you call a situation when two people are
thinking of sex and rest of the people are
thinking about food?
The “Smoking Kills” warning on cigarette packs is
like girls saying, “Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega” –
nothing more than a ritual!
A bad football team is like an old bra… no cups
and little support!
A woman without curves is like a Jeans without
You don’t know where to put your hands!
Behind a perfect cleavage, there is a woman who
spent 1 hour pulling, squeezing and adjusting.
Always respect her by staring at it!
Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what’s
in my hand I will let you have it.
Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then
I am not interested!
World’s most romantic line ever said by a girl to
Achha Baba… Karlo!
What’s the difference between movies having
Certificate – U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine
A: Villain gets the heroine
XX: All the actors get the heroine
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine
Which is most difficult sport in the world to
Women’s doubles tennis – 9 balls bounce at a time
and you don’t know which one to watch!
Girl: Tumne muzme aisa kya dekha ki muze
propose kar diya?
Boy: Sab kuchh dekhne ke liye hi to Propose kiya
What is ‘Masturbation’.
That ‘shot in the air’ to check if the ‘gun’ is