Jokes On The Indian Railways
1. A disappointed lover lay on the railway tracks to die. A passer-by asked why he had a rice and curry lunchbox with him.
He replies: “In this country, you can starve to death waiting for a train.”
2. Did you hear about the disgruntled passenger who decided to trick the Indian Railway? He bought a ticket but refused to travel.
3. The man about to take a train was worried by the station clocks. There was twenty minutes difference between the one in the office and the one in the waiting-room.