Aalial Bhatt Funny Jokes

    ����Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
    Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns
    Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
    Mahesh bhatt:  jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
    Died Laughing….
    100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
    Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
    Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
    Referee – y r u not running…?
    Alia – My number is 4
    SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
    Alia bhat: 
    Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….
    Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
    FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)
    AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)
    ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)��
    Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
    Alia – what should we do now?
    Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
    Alia- what about the remaining 900?
    Alia Bhatt: Let’s go for movie .
    Varun: Shit, I’ve got a doctor’s appointment today..
    Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you’re sick.����������
     Alia reading newspaper..
    “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
    Aalia comments:
    Idiot !!
    Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
    Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..����
    Alia Bhatt: Big deal, I have AC at Home.


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